The lines have fallen to me in pleasant places; Indeed, my heritage is beautiful to me. Psalm 16:6
Chuckle for the Day
Gabriel: Can Root Beer make you drunk?Me: No, honey. Root Beer can't make you drunk.Gabriel: But regular beer can.Me: Yes, honey. Regular beer can.Gabriel: I think because it has no roots in it.Man, you gotta love him.
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Here's one for you:
(driving by the restaurant, Hooters)
Amy: Mom, what is that?
Me: What, honey?
A: Is that an owl hospital?
Me: Yes. An owl hospital.
I know, I know, but what was I supposed to say?!
Ha! You win, Heather. That's perfect!
Yeah, except then we drove by - just the two big ones and I, and Nat asked, "Mom, what is Hooters, really?"
I gave him the most sanitized version I could.
He said, "Ew. I wish I didn't know that. I think we'll just call it the owl hospital."
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