The lines have fallen to me in pleasant places; Indeed, my heritage is beautiful to me. Psalm 16:6


Thursday, April 23, 2009

Chuckle for the Day


Gabriel: Can Root Beer make you drunk?

Me: No, honey. Root Beer can't make you drunk.

Gabriel: But regular beer can.

Me: Yes, honey. Regular beer can.

Gabriel: I think because it has no roots in it.





Man, you gotta love him.

3 comments:

yhenriques said...

Here's one for you:

(driving by the restaurant, Hooters)

Amy: Mom, what is that?

Me: What, honey?

A: Is that an owl hospital?

Me: Yes. An owl hospital.

I know, I know, but what was I supposed to say?!

Nancy said...

Ha! You win, Heather. That's perfect!

yhenriques said...

Yeah, except then we drove by - just the two big ones and I, and Nat asked, "Mom, what is Hooters, really?"

I gave him the most sanitized version I could.

He said, "Ew. I wish I didn't know that. I think we'll just call it the owl hospital."