The lines have fallen to me in pleasant places; Indeed, my heritage is beautiful to me. Psalm 16:6

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

how to eat a cupcake - a tutorial

first, see how wide your mouth will open

next, look pensive while you try not to gag

slowly chew while trying very hard not to let crumbs fall out of your mouth

give a pained expression while you swallow that last little bit

ah, success

by kurt hoyer

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